Written in the stars joke

Teacher:Where is your homework?
 

Me:Written in the stars 

Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
 

Me: A million miles away.
 

Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
 

Me: A Message to the main.
 

Teacher:Would you like summer school young man!
 

Me: seasons come and go ;)
 

Teacher:You will always be a terrible student won't you?
 

Me: I will never change...
 

Teacher:Go to the office mister!
 

Me:I'm on my way
 

Teacher: PUT THAT DAM iPOD AWAY!!!!!!!
 

Me: Sorry, written in the stars is a awesome song...^-^

to those who do not what song it is...hear this....^-^

pak cik tua ngan doktor....

Ade sorang pak cik tua nih pegi hospital untuk trime rwtn...so, blku la discussion antra pak cik 2 ngan doktor....

p = pak cik
d = doktor

d : Assalamualaikum pak cik...bleyh sye tau pak cik sakit ape....?
p : Waalaikumussalam...xtau la doc...dada pak cik nih rse laen mcm jea...
d: xpea pak cik..pak cik dduk dlu...sya nk check pak cik pnye kdar dgupan jntung....
p: okay2...
d: pak cik...pak cik ade trprnjat kea sblom dtg sni...?
p: xdea pown doc...npe..?
d: pak cik pnye heartbeat agak pelik skeyt...
p: hard bid...?pak cik mne ske maen bid2 nih...pak cik bli tros jea....(*pak cik nih slap dgr...dh lme tlnge x korek)
d: bkn bid 2 la pak cik...heartbeat la...dgupan jntung pak cik 2...
p: owh...heartbeat...npe doc...plik cmne...?
d: heartbeat pak cik kurang normal la...laju smcm...mcm bru trprnjat...pak cik ade tgok citer paper kea sblom dtg sni..?
p: pak cik xtgok citer pape pon...tgok video ade la...
d: video pea pak cik...?
p: video nih....

d: (dlm hati) *lah pak cik nih...k-pop jgak dh tua2 cmni...smpai effect heartbeat nih dgr lgu heartbeat...lol....

pantun yg agak best...

malam-malam makan kangkung,

Assalamualaikum....

kangkung tumbuh tepi pokok kelape,

tengah wat pew...?

bawah rumah ade guni,

boring dah nih...

dalam guni ade katak...

bleyh ganggu x..?

hehehe